A cat named Dave

Once there was a cat named Dave
He was walking along
He saw a bag of cookies
He tried to get the chocolate chip cookies
But he owner put them on a high up shelf
Dave decided to kill his owner
He was a killing machine
His owner called animal control
They put Dave in a bag
Then they accidentally let Dave out of the bag
CRASH!
He zoomed around the room
He was like a tornado
He knocked over something and...
The bag of cookies dropped to the floor
Dave was happy again